Hello Dear Readers! Dot and Mae have been busy this week – how about you?
Today, while Dot and Mae were cleaning their home in the china cupboard, a good friend of theirs, Scat the Cat stopped by. Scat Cat is a good cat – he tells jokes and makes Dot and Mae laugh so hard their sides hurt. It was good to have Scat Cat stop by because it gave Dot and Mae a little break from their cleaning – and that is ALWAYS a good thing! Here are a few of the jokes that Scat Cat told to Dot and Mae:
What do penguins use for Napkins?
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he could hip hop!
What do you call a cat that is frozen?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
There are 5 cats on a couch, one jumped off. How many were left?
Answer: NONE, they were all copy cats!
what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
The word smiles because there is a mile between each S!
What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
What’s a dogs favourite dessert ?
Cows go moo not who!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!