Riddle me this

Hello Dear Readers! Dot and Mae have been busy this week – how about you?

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Today, while Dot and Mae were cleaning their home in the china cupboard, a good friend of theirs, Scat the Cat stopped by. Scat Cat is a good cat – he tells jokes and makes Dot and Mae laugh so hard their sides hurt. It was good to have Scat Cat stop by because it gave Dot and Mae a little break from their cleaning – and that is ALWAYS a good thing! Here are a few of the jokes that Scat Cat told to Dot and Mae:

What do penguins use for Napkins?
Flapkins!

Why did the bunny cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he could hip hop!

What do you call a cat that is frozen?
A Catsicle!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Question:
There are 5 cats on a couch, one jumped off. How many were left?
Answer: NONE, they were all copy cats!

what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!

What is the longest word in the dictionary?
The word smiles because there is a mile between each S!

What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door!!

What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
Pup-corn

What’s a dogs favourite dessert ?
Pup-cakes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!!

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HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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